“White Male ‘Super-hero'” (An Anti-hero Parody)

Dudes have this thing where they get higher but just never better

Promoted on mediocrity

While their vainglory works the old-boy’s club, all of the people

they’ve shafted shine their resumes

They should not be left to their own devices

They come with prices and vices

We end up in crisis (of the HR kind)

Staff end up screaming and grieving

There’s no end to their leaving

 ‘Cause they got tired of that scheming

(and misogyny)

It’s you, hi, you’re the problem, it’s you

On Teams Chat, everybody agrees

You’ll throw your staff under the bus without a hesitation

It must be refreshing, always thinking you’ve got all the answers

Sometimes we feel like everybody must be going crazy

Can these guys really be that thick?

Too sure to listen, swiftly fucking up your major project

Credit goes to them, but never you

Did you hear their blatant narcissism gets taken for magnetism

By some other old white men? (Tale as old as time)

Staff end up screaming and grieving

They all wish they were leaving

And work has lost all its meaning

(This place sucks balls)

It’s you, hi, you’re the problem, it’s you

On Teams Chat, everybody agrees

You’ll throw your staff under the bus without a hesitation

It must be refreshing always thinking you’ve got all the answers

They make up stories about why all their best staff are bailing

It’s always us and never them

The workforce gathers ‘round and gossips, and then someone screams out

“They’ve made our lives a living hell”

It’s you, hi, you’re the problem, it’s you

It’s you, hi, you’re the problem, it’s you

It’s you, hi, everybody agrees, everybody agrees

It’s you, hi (hi), you’re the problem, it’s you (You’re the problem, for sure!)

On Teams (Teams) Chat (Chat) everybody agrees (everybody agrees)

You’ve got the self-awareness of a fucking mashed potato

It must be refreshing, you fucking useless white male “super-hero”